Now what could all this small computer stuff be for? I wonder ...

engman: aww man
engman: dog farted
engman: ><
fanj342433: they fart???
fanj342433: i didn't know that
engman: haha

At least for me anyway ...

engman: do you know who that chick is?
ErkBDirt: who she is in person?
engman: yeah
ErkBDirt: yeah
ErkBDirt: you do too
engman: i do?
engman: o_O
ErkBDirt: yeah, from gojira
engman: err ..
engman: dammit, sung was in charge of pics there, they suck -_-
engman: did she sit at our table when we ate?
ErkBDirt: no
engman: o_O
ErkBDirt: she didnt come to eat with us
engman: so ... if she didn't eat w/ us, when was she there? and why don't i remember her?
ErkBDirt: she was there when we werein the porking lot
ErkBDirt: thathot girl
ErkBDirt: i was over near my car
ErkBDirt: she came up and goes
ErkBDirt: who's car is this
engman: =|
ErkBDirt: i'm like...its mine
engman: vaguely remember that
engman: -_-
ErkBDirt: she's like, wowit's nice <3 <3
ErkBDirt: hah, im embellishing
ErkBDirt: she's was fugly and so was her friend
engman: boring -_-
ErkBDirt: I was like...big gulps eh
engman: HAHA
ErkBDirt: heybrian, what you doing
engman: HAHA
engman: OMG
engman: my sides
engman: *whew*

I seem to have the extraordinay ability to do this. It's really annoying actually. I was planning on actually being social for a change, but due to my lovely skill I'm not. Let's see if I can come up with a hypothetical example of this.

Ever have a craving for a certain kind of food all of the sudden? You see an ad on TV and think; "Oh I want some General Tso's Chicken. Hey [insert name here] likes Chinese food I bet they'd like to go." You make reservations for the best place in the area. Then you find out they've already eaten. Conclusion: they don't like you. Even if they have a reason, say they made plans weeks ago to go somewhere, it doesn't change the fact that you got all worked up to go out specifically thinking about [insert name here] and nothing came of it. A normal person would shrug it off and move along. Yeah, so I'm not a normal person. It's like that ... or something.

I <3 being vague. I would normally just explain what happened and what I was thinking but knowing the person you're talking about is going to read it tends to limit that. And now that I've made nothing out of something I think I'll go to bed and dream about how things should be and not how they are.